Ahhh, the Greek Islands.
It would be pretty unoriginal for me to say you should go to the Greek Islands.
Yeah, duh.
If you have never been: chances are they are already on your bucket list.
If you have made it to the Greek Islands: then you know that there are thousands of insanely beautiful and unique landscapes and seascapes from which to pick from. Which brings us to the age old question when choosing a Grecian holiday spot: which one?
Now, I am far from a Grecian Island expert- although, hopefully someday I can be crowned with the self- proclaimed title of “Greek Island Connoisseur” after hoping my way through most of them- but I have travelled a good bit elsewhere in the world to know when something is extra special. To be clear, I am sure you would have a grand ‘ole time at any one of the *literal thousands* of Greek islands but I also know that if you hear about it too much (Mykonos, Santorini)- chances are you will be sharing your “romantic” beach trip with hundreds of other sweaty tourists.
‘So, seriously… just tell me which island to pick already,’ you may be saying to yourself. To which, I will tell you sit your a$$ down and be patient for a sec, it’s coming soon (also if you’re dying to know- it’s in the title).
When on the hunt for where to go next in my travels, I do what I do best and get to the researchin’. I stumbled upon the headlines “The Least Touristy Greek Island” and “Wild Moonscapes Meet the Sea.” Which both, obviously, sparked my attention. Turns out these articles were talking about the same island:
Milos
Not highly populated with crazy unique landscapes. These two facts are precisely why Milos screamed “HONEYMOON” to me.
My sweet and I honeymooned here in June of 2019 and we were blown away by how romantic, secluded, and unspoiled the island felt. But don’t worry, if you’re not one for romance, there are plenty of activities for the adventurist and beach bum alike.
So, maybe my intro was so compelling that you already booked your ticket and don’t feel like reading anymore… then, this where I say- ‘Adios! Have so much fun! KIT! Xoxo’ but for the rest of the non- impulsives, you may need some additional selling points on the stupendousness that is Milos and honeyyyyy- I got you covered:
1. Food is out of this world
Okay, there are hundreds of reasons that motivate your travels, but everyone can agree on one thing: for some good food. Likewise, everyone can agree that Mediterranean food is the tastiest of all… unless your taste buds stopped working. HAHA just kidding… sorta- kinda. Food in Milos is fresh as can be. Staples include Saganaki (fried goat cheese), straight-from-the-sea seafood, souvlaki (or gyros), right-off-the-vine veggies, and wine soaked, slow- roasted meats.
2. Moonscapes
The surface of the moon and Milos’ Sarakiniko beach were made from the same phenomenon- volcanoes. And because of this, they look damn- near identical. It is surreal. So, you can basically tell people that went to the moon, minus the years of dedication, knowledge, and strength needed to become an astronaut.
3. Volcano- cooked foods
Yes, you heard me. There are places on the island that they will deliver hot meals, cooked in volcanic sand, directly to you while you sit on the beach. Now, I know I already talked about food but this deserves its own category because it is THAT good, okay? It was literally the best baked potato of my life. With options such as slow- roasted lamb, it will blow your normal beach lunch of PB&J out of the water. And much to contrary belief, they miraculous don’t get crunchy sand into your food. Wizards, I tell ya.
4. Greek Frappes
I know I have all the basic bitches “Oooing” and “Ahhing” right now (me included, as I am a basic bitch), but this is not your Starbucks Frappuccino. It’s wayyy better and wayyy stronger. So, your caffeine addiction will be well- satiated while you’re Grecian beachin’.
5. The best swimming locales require a bit of an adventure
Some beaches are only accessible by swimming through a cave, climbing aboard a boat, rappelling down a cliff, jumping off a cliff, and some by asking “did we miss our turn? I think we’re in the middle of a farm,” just before stumbling upon a hidden gem of a beach. If this sounds more like a negative rather than a selling point, fear not! There are still plenty of blue water + beautiful colored sand beaches left for those who prefer the low- hanging fruits.
6. Animal watching
Do you love goats, opossums, or cats? Chances are you do (if you have a beating heart)! There are plenty of these animals all over. In the center of the island, goats and chickens roam the streets near their farms and in Pollonia, you can watch all the cats play and snooze on the beach.
7. You and your choice of four- wheeler, jeep, or scooter basically have the roads to yourself
There are some parts of the island that you can ride for miles without seeing another human soul (albeit plenty of goat souls). This is basically an IG influencers dream- taking a picture without having to Photoshop all the other tourists out of the background.
8. The island has its own cave winery
And guess what, at Kostantakis Cave Winery ten euros gets you a tour, free tastings, and a generous pouring of your favorite wine (and when I say generous, I am talking a filled up glass- none of that just-covering-the-bottom, 99% glass, 1% wine BS).
9. Plaka sunsets
There is a spot on the island where you can do a short climb and find an old orthodox church at the top of a cliff. It is now in ruins, so you can climb onto the roof- without offending any priests- and watch the sunset. I promise you the pinks and reds shimmering off the endless expanse of the ocean are nothing short of sublime.
10. Bluer than blue water
What you have all been reading to find out and yes, I can confirm- Milos has some of the most clear and turquoise waters in the world. You can literally see down in the ocean 40+ feet from the surface of the water.
So to recap: During a trip to Milos, you will be well-fed, well- caffeinated, served a nice portion of wine, able to skip astronaut training and go straight to the moon, be able to see all the sights without having to wait in line or swim with a school of tourists (although you may have to put on your adventure shoes), and so much more. And you should try to get there soon because something this beautiful does not stay secret for long.
So… what are you waiting for?
I made it to the Greek island of Milos it was fantastic!
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